I have all new cheap moves...

Hey Dude, wanna wash your hands at the Wawa in wildwood? Hope you like washing your hands with the negative charged pink slime from ghostbusters. It is conviently stored in this squeeze style ketchup bottle. Don't be a jerk though, or else your hands will be possessed by Vigo the Carpathian.

Street Candy

We went out to eat the other day and this righteous assortment of candy was left in the street. What a kind and delicious gesture.

Jay got me a radical b-day gift, art still has a radical microkorg

thanks again dude

Chris's New Shirt

Attn Joel

Today I almost went blind

Seriously, not like the Korn song where its metaphorical and everyone has wicked braids while head banging. Interesting secret of the business of cell phones is that transferring your phone book is not so easy, and dangerous.

I see no fear, I fear nothing, And as of 3:30pm I saw literally nothing. I was using contact cleaner to clean out a customers charging port which was covered in corrosion. The nozzle was broken, and it sprayed literally directly into my eye. It was painful and I went blind in my eye for an hour or so.

This post sucks, but getting shot in the face with a contained mid-level canned poison sucks too. Oh well FTW.


Oh fuck, you mean you can't clean out your eyes with this product? It feels like flaming death sucker punched me. Get behind me satan.

Pray For Me (Jason Jessee) and HOSOI

Joel got me both movies and checked it out last night. It is hands down one of the best, and my new favorite skateboard doc. movie. It really is crazy how gator's life was wrecked, jessee almost lost it all, and hosoi got into meth for almost a decade. It is amazing to watch great talents and anti-heroes like this walk the line of greatness, which is a thin line between genius and insanity. Hosoi and Gator were the flashy, celebrity status guys that had so much flair and confidence. Jessee was just a natural born trainwreck that was fearless and made it look more grimey and honest. The jason jessee movie is hands down my favorite. He is by far the most interesting person outside of skateboarding. His character celebrates all the outrageous imperfections of human nature rather then hide them, and makes you just want to destroy every single day. Thanks Joel

NEW BLOG FOR LABEL

coming next week

Don't Cross the Streams ( MT. DEW content )

Mt. dew is obviously the piss of the gods. In every commercial for gnarly lifestyle drinks, the drink must be "slammed." This is where you hold the drink about a foot away from your mouth and just pour it into your mouth. If the can or bottle touches your lips, you are not extreme. The longer and more visible your soda stream, the more extreme you are, and the longer your dong is as well.

That being consecutive dews were slammed. Streams were as long as road maps to a new hell on earth where we bled caffeine. Once cameras were introduced, we got dew up our noses and looked like assholes.

This is in my top five records of all time. I have been looking for the first pressing of this for years and it finally found me. Along with the signatures of 3 of the 5 members who recorded it.

IN LOVE

She's the unsung hero of flight of the conchords. Her stand up is funny, and she seems radical. She performs in brooklyn and all over new york, hopefully can see her one day. She surely is blowing up the scene and will continue to, and is a major trot nixon.

Best Dudes, Best Show

Can't stop watching Human Giant. Third time watching through the whole season. I love this interview skit, it makes me laugh every time.

Why Not.....

Even though I scream the ending 10 second vocal buildup and end slogan in peoples faces on the reg, its still never enough.

Phillies trade J.A. Happ for Barack Obama

9.9.09

Today was my sisters birthday. Her apartment is on the 9th floor, and it is on 09.09.09. These pictures were taken at 9pm.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHANNON !

Boston Record Scores

Steve and I went to boston last month for one day. I bought some records and this amazing 8x10 black and white promo of Greg Ginn. I would photograph it, but it is so incredible it burns eyes and breaks cameras.

Original Artwork by Jason Hillegass

"Whats up, Nerds"

Fucked up with the ezra from vampire weekend. Covering BLITZ and DESCENDENTS. VW made the most listenable album available at K-Mart in some many years. And fucked up isn't sure if they are an Oi! or Hardcore band, but I am sure that they are the most fun and inspiring punk band in so many years. This is neat, I don't care.

Brian Mcgee and the Hollow Speed

Brian Mcgee of Plow United. He had been doing a solo country band for a while. Its an awesome transition to follow for Plow fans. There was definately hints of this coming in the later years of the band, and for him to dedicate a new project to it is really cool. This is great studio footage of the band.

Dust, Wind Dude (more cereal and keanu)

Bill and Ted Excellent Cereal :


I remember buying boxes of this at the store. At one point, it came with a plastic telephone booth cassette tape case to store cassettes.

Ghostbusters Cereal Commercial (attn jay)

Jay and I were talking on my birthday on many great subjects. The deaths in the twilight zone movie. The curse of poltergeist. And how every awesome movie or show eventually had its own cereal.

It's so tough, just to feel alive when I feel like the living dead"

Watch Daniel Johnston live here...

Great chilling live performance from a great great performer.

Whats the (Kim) Deal ?

Is there something better in life than riding a bike?

Incredible

Keanu Reeves and Patrick Swazie Interview for Point Break.

Its 1991.

Its In Japanese

It is very insightful.

Ratt is playing in the background.

Doesn't get any better.


welcome to sea world kid ..